What's that you say?

Something about November?

It starts TOMORROW?

You mean, in 70 minutes?

Well, this would be a good time to announce that I am planning on Nanoing. See my Handy Dandy badge in the side bar for proof. :D

I'm doing a SF story that I have done entirely NO planning for, and I'm still trying to finish a short story for a competition in the next 70 minutes. So yes. Expect deteriorating levels of sanity over the future time line.

(And coherency is totes for n00bs, right? Right. We're so true.)

How To Train Your Dragon, Cressidia Cowell

I'm gonna steal the description from Goodreads, because it's said better than all the ones I was working on.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was a truly extraordinary Viking Hero. Warrior chieftain, awesome sword-fighter and amateur naturalist, he was known throughout Vikingdom as 'The Dragon Whisperer', on account of his amazing power over these terrifying beasts.

But it wasn't always like that. In fact, in the beginning, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was the most put upon Viking you'd ever seen. Not loud enough to make himself heard at dinner with his father, Stoick the Vast, not hard enough to beat his chief rival, Snotlout, at Bashyball, the number one school sport, and Certainly not stupid enough to go into a cave full of dragons to find a pet...

You see the sticker over there that says to read the book before you watch the movie? Yeah. It's a good idea. Because if you expect the same story on either hand, you will NOT get it. For one thing, this book has no girls. (Contra to the movie, where the main characters are Toothless, Astrid, Hiccup and Stoick.) For another, Hiccup's relationship with his schoolmates is severely different. Also, the dragon-Viking dynamic is almost entirely opposite to the movie. That's not to say either one is bad, they're just really not at all the same story.

Okay, now that that's out of the way. :D In the book, dragons are working animals, and training one is an integral part of a young Viking Hero's education. Only Hiccup is USELESS at training dragons. He tries to TALK to his dragon instead of shouting at it, (mainly because he can't yell loud enough to do any good,) his dragon is the size of a teacup anyways, and said dragon has a bad attitude problem. If he can't turn things around, he's gonna end up banished. Hmmm, I said I was going to steal the GoodReads description, and then I wrote my own. Well done, me. ANYHOW.

I did like this book quite a lot. And I especially liked the things in that I was not expecting. You see, I saw that this was an adventure book and that the MC was a bit of a nerd, and I said to myself "oh right, he's going to be hated by everyone." But no! He has a friend. Or a partner in being hated, but they have each other's backs. And I thought that his dad was going to be a lolstupid oaf who NEVER UNDERSTANDS HIS KIDS. And while he didn't understand, that wasn't because he was stupid or uncaring, which is a a pre-conception I had about this sort of "prove yourself" book. Instead, it was because he was so well-meaning that things went pear-shaped.

Oh, also I CHORTLED over "This isn't a democracy! What do you think this is, the Republic of ROME? We're Vikings!"

And I gave it four stars out of five. A lot of fun. :D

Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers

"Ohmigod. Damn. Double rainbow. So intense."

I presume you've seen the video. You know, the guy who's crying over the rainbow? That is just about the emotional reaction I had to this book. It's so beautiful... What does it mean?

Ahem.

I used to read mysteries with obsessive, almost irrational hunger. Then I moved into reading Fantasy and writing SF, but that's another story. What I am talking about is Mysteries.

I've read a lot of them.

Until the read-a-thon, I had never read a Lord Peter Whimsey mystery.

This is a criminaloversight. Which I will fix as soon as possible. (Hint: Christmas is coming. The goose getting fat. Please to put a book in the ageless woman's hat.)

So yes, the book.

It is the third in the series, but I read it with minimal confusion as to who was who. You just dive right into post-war London and environs. Where Lord Peter, who quotes EVERYTHING, is wandering around looking useless and being a genius, his butler is being AWESOME, (seriously, I think the man only had one scene, but I had to do my delighted dance and read it aloud,) the police are being SRYS BYSNS, and the spinster writer who he employs to spy for him, whose name I have forgotten because I thought of her as Maureen Johnson, is off being Catholic and hardcore. (Seriously, it was like a Maureen Johnson cameo. Only written 80 years before mj became the darling of Twitter. TIME TRAVEL?) And there were Lawyers, being delighted and fascinated by words in laws. I like words, so this pleased me. Also, there are a lot of LADIES doing THINGS in this book. Being one myself, I approve of them becoming more than Damsels in Distress or Moral Compasses in stories. And here they were, being Evil, and Stupid, and Clever, and Moral, and Rebellious, and Good, and all sorts of lovely things. (Hint: Christmas is coming.)

The actual murder was delightfully clever, to start. You see, they weren't actually sure that it WAS a murder until the end of the book. It was only a terribly convenient death, with some suspicious circumstances. But when they started investigating, other people started dying mysteriously too. By the end of the book, the murderer was getting quite sloppy. But we still weren't sure HOW people were dying until the end.

So yes. I want marry Lord Peter. I gave it four stars out of five. No big deal.

Star Wars: 501st, Karen Traviss

I said I would review everything I read for the read-a-thon. But next year I'm not going to do that, because when that is just not fair to the book. I mean, I barely remember this one. I started reading it at about three in the morning? And most of the book I spent my time propping my eyes open and muttering "where are the EXPLOSIONS?" at the page. (Hint: there were not as many explosions as I'd like.)

The idea behind the book, as best as I can figure out, is that Order 66 ended, and millions of nerds cried out and said, BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? They were given this book to silence them. The issue with that, is that I do believe that Order 66 finished off all the plot threads quite nicely. I mean yes, there were things hanging, but they were aesthetically pleasing things. In a terrible way.

I mean yes, there were people killed and others were left in terrible no-win situations. But the story WORKED. That was a good ending point. Now in this book, most of the text is spent on people thinking about the meaning of things, from a religious, moral or ethical perspective. Which might be fine, I was just OUT OF IT when I read the book, (and now when I'm writing this. Symmetry! Hah!)

When I pick up a book with Storm Troopers on the front, I want a heavy dose of action and plot. Regrettably for that idea, Ms. Traviss has spent much of the previous series writing the Imperial Commandos to be darn near indestructible genius demi-gods. So just breaking a few people out of triple zero isn't such a much. So just to fill up the PAGE COUNT, you need the endless soul-searching. So maybe more flaws would have been good? Or less of a stupid enemy? I dunno. I gave it two stars out of five. I shan't worry about the characters any more.

The Deadlies: Felix Takes The Stage, Kathryn Lasky

This is another book I read during the readathon. At the time that I read it I had already been reading for 21 hours and it was six in the morning. And now since then said sister has brought it back to the library. So i'm working from my (very fuzzy) memory.

Felix is one of a family of well mannered, loving Deadly Recluse spiders who happen to be super toxic, and they live in the symphony hall. He has an artistic soul! All he wants is to be accepted and to create! All he wants is to take a ride on the conductor's baton!

One quick attempt at a ride later, the conductor is being treated for a heart attack, Felix is regrowing a leg, and the Deadlies are looking for a new home, due to their previous home being the domain of exterminators now. Will they ever find a place where they can live without persecution? Will Felix ever find a place where he fits?

I was very confused by the book. I'll be honest. There was a mom spider, and two sisters I couldn't keep straight, and Felix. I think what Felix wanted was to not be an introvert, but that is so far outside of my comprehension that I was still going HUHHHH????? The whole time. Also, Mom was all worked up about kindergartens and her children being teased despite being super toxic? Like I said, I was confused. There was a lot of stuff about acceptance, but I just focused on the search for a house, since I could understand that. And that was rather fun, the dramatic cross-coutnry trip, including movies. ^_^

However, the book was fun, and it had fun pictures. :D It was exactly what I wanted at that hour. So I gave it three stars out of five.

2nd Samuel

I was actually supposed to read 1st Samuel, which makes more sense. !st Samuel is all about how awesome David is. 2nd Samuel is more like LET"S ALL WATCH IT FALL APART.

Thoughts:

1. Someone needs to stop Joab. He takes his personal vengeance WAY too seriously. I don't care how good of a general he is. Someone needs to go to David, and say "Dude, this man is stabbing people in front of the whole army. It's BAD FOR MORALE. And morals."
2. Never name your daughter Tamar. That's just- not a name with a good history.
3. David is SO BAD with women. I just kept facepalming the whole time, really.
1. But I still love him. Something about his poetry and way of rallying the troops. :D
4. There is SO MUCH politics in this book! Seriously! Everyone's backstabbing and supporting people, and withdrawing their support, and all that junk. It's CA-RAY-SEE. 
5. Also, sexism. There's a lot of it.

Song Of Solomon

So, for the readathon, two people got me to read books of the bible. Part of the promise was that I would review ALL books I read, so here goes. :P

Song of Solomon, or Song of Songs, as it's also know, was very interesting to read. I mean, it's about physical love. Between a man and (one of) his wives. Serious I'M TOO YOUNG moments happened frequently. There was a lot of glistening. And myrrh, and spices. And "going down into your garden."

MAYBE I have a dirty mind. But that seemed an AWEFUL lot like innuendo to me. I'm just SAYING.

But all the don'tthinkaboutitreallydon'tthinkSEEItoldyoutoothat'syourownfault was worth it for these two verses. ^_^

Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm;
for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave.
It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame.
Many waters cannot quench love; rivers cannot wash it away.
If one were to give all the wealth of his house for love, it would be utterly scorned.
        -Song of Songs 8:6-7

They make me happy.

Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker

So you're a city kid who've been sent out to an exile in a small town named Odyssey- obviously when you hear about an old abandoned mansion you go to explore it. And when you hear mysterious voices behind a closed door, you go to investigate those voices. Kyle thinks this is OBVIOUS. Anna thinks they should go home.

Kyle kinda gets his way. It's hard to tell, since he fell through the floor into a bright light, and Anna opened a door to find the same bright light swallowing her up. Now he's running across the country side with a dashing young officer, and she's been charged with spying and sold as a slave.

Those people who've read 1st Samuel will find the plot of the book to be rather familiar. That would be because it's the same plot, just in a different setting, with several added characters, and technology, and points. And stuff. *cough*

I have mixed feelings about this story.

There are several points against it. A Con would be that it's very sexist. Kyle is going on adventures and saving lives all around the country for most of the book, as said, while Anna gets rescued from the slave market and then does chores in the house of the Old Prophet. Then they send her on a mission- which is to go hang out in a convent. That doesn't go well, but the pattern continues. Kyle does stuff, Anna stays home. She's even the one with the natural mystical faith, which faithful-girl trope I am SO OVER. I was also quite bothered by the reaction the characters have to deaths of other characters. One "main" character dies, offscreen, and everyone is devastated. That's fine. I support devastation. The fact that some minor characters died, ON SCREEN, and they got one line about the (girl) character praying for them? That bothered me.

But on the Pro side, it's a very funny book. I laughed quite a lot, and not in a mocking way. Okay, a couple times it was mocking. Like when Darien is paying for his bride with enemy metals? In the original it was the foreskins of his enemies. Had to update that one a bit, did they? Though they didn't really have to update the one where Darien steals part of the king's clothes while he's sleeping, and it's hilarious all ways. :D The book is also a rollicking good adventure, at least on Kyle's part. And while Anna's story arc is less satisfying at the end, she gets to witness some good parts, and have the most human reactions to her situation.  (You know, like : I'm seeing things in the mirror that aren't there- I MUST BE CRAZY.)

Overall, it was a successful book, and I would feel quite sanguine about lending it to my smaller siblings. It's one of those that has nothing to pollute young minds in it- but even with that handicap it manages to land a solid "fun read." I gave it three stars out of five.

P.S. ONE MORE THING. Why does no one accuse them of being crazy when they say they're from another world? I feel strongly that there should have been more allegation of insanity. AUGGGGGGGGH.

CLICK, CLACK, MOO: Cows That Type. Story by Doreen Cronin, pictures by Betsey Lewis

Farmer Brown never thought much of of the old typewriter in the barn, until the day the cows found it.

Now there's a strike going on, demands are being made on both sides, and the ducks are serving as neutral arbitration.

The farmer hasn't had milk or eggs in days.

WHERE WILL IT END?

Okay, so this cautionary tale about the perils of education* was quietly hilarious. I mean, I expected it to be funny, it's that type, (you can tell by the illustrations,) I just didn't expect it to be quite THAT funny. I laughed out loud when I got to the end, and I'll CERTAINLY be buying it.

I gave it four stars out of five.

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*Not really. I just wanted to say that. :D

Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg

In this charming rhyming book, a baby Llama goes around asking all his friends who their mamas are. I'm not a great out-loud reader, (minimal acting skills or emotions,) but the meter was fun, and even I could fall into the rhythm of the question and answer.

Now as this is a picture book, the text is only one part of the story. Steven Kellogg illustrated this one, and I admit to being a fan of his super detailed drawings. :D After I read this one out loud, we went through the book again and picked out all the sets of Mamas and their babies.

(I liked the turtles and the owls best. Turtles are pro, and Owls are SO FLUFFY.)

I gave it three stars out of five. If I see it for sale, I will probably pick it up.

Notice Of Intent To Review

So, I have a serious backlog of books that I've read and not reviewed. Also, Nanowrimo is coming up. I know well that I get a trifle obsessed with writing during the month of November. I have been known to consider all things that aren't putting words in order to be sins, including working, eating, sleeping...

I know that reviewing won't happen in November. I'll be lucking if SHOWERING happens that month.

So this is my notice of intent to review these books in the month of October.

• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, 
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker
• Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers
• Song Of Solomon
• Intertwined, Gena Showalter
• The Deadlies: Felix Takes The Stage, Kathryn Lansky
• Star Wars: 501st, Karen Traviss (Sponsored Book)
• Emma, Jane Austen
• How To Train Your Dragon, Cressidia Cowell
• An Artificial Night, Seanan McGuire
• A Local Habitation, Seanan McGuire
• Rosemary and Rue, Seanan McGuire
• The Book Of Negros, Lawrence Hill
• Mockingjay, Suzanne Collins
• Guns, Germs and Steel, Jaren Diamond
• Sassinak, Anne McCaffrey and Elizabeth Moon
• Poison Study, Maria V. Snyder
• On The Prowl, Patrica Briggs, Eileen Wilks, Karen Chance, Sunny
• Moon Called, Patricia Briggs
• Blood Bound, Patricia Briggs
• Iron Kissed, Patricia Briggs
• Bone Crossed, Patricia Briggs
• Silver Borne, Patricia Briggs
• Black Powder War, Naomi Novik
• Empire Of Ivory, Naomi Novik
• Victory Of Eagles, Naomi Novik
• Hunting Ground, Patricia Briggs

Oh boy.

Dewey's 24 Hour Readathon: Wrap-up post.

1. Which hour was most daunting for you?
Uh, what was between three and six am? I only started laying into the caffeine at six, and then I was magically ready to go. Plus my siblings came down to ooze energy around.

2. Could you list a few high-interest books that you think could keep a Reader engaged for next year?
NOT Emma. NOT Star Wars: 501. Ummmmmmmmmm. I'd say stick with authors you know? *looks longingly at Rick Rordian*

3. Do you have any suggestions for how to improve the Read-a-thon next year?
Just what I said at the mid point? More challenges that didn't take a full post to enter? I like prizes! I was just all read-ey, so I couldn't enter them.


4. What do you think worked really well in this year’s Read-a-thon?
The Cheerleaders were great! And I liked the music videos on the main page.


5. How many books did you read?
11! :D

6. What were the names of the books you read?

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, (Sponsored Book)
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker (Sponsored Book)
• Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers
• Song Of Solomon (Sponsored Book)
• Intertwined, Gena Showalter
• The Deadlies: Felix Takes The Stage, Kathryn Lansky
• Star Wars: 501st, Karen Traviss (Sponsored Book)

7. Which book did you enjoy most?
Probably that's a tie between Paranormalcy and Unnatural Death. After that I was just loopy, but I could still tell when a book was a few points short of a full plot.


8. Which did you enjoy least?
Star Wars: 501st. I was so tired. And they kept TALKING, instead of FIGHTING. I was DESCIEVED.


9. If you were a Cheerleader, do you have any advice for next year’s Cheerleaders?
:D Keep up the good work!


10. How likely are you to participate in the Read-a-thon again? What role would you be likely to take next time?
I am very likely to participate again. Possibly as a cheerleader AND a reader.

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Pages Read: 2456
Drinks: 1 Coffee, 1 Tea, and about 6 Sodas
Snacks: MANY MANY GUMMIES AND JAM JAMS

Plans for the Day: Sweet, blessed sleep

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Entering into my 23rd hour awake and reading. Wonders really do never cease.

Books Completed: 10

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, (Sponsored Book)
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker (Sponsored Book)
• Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers
• Song Of Solomon (Sponsored Book)
• Intertwined, Gena Showalter
• The Deadlies: Felix Takes The Stage, Kathryn Lansky

In Progress:

• Star Wars: 501st, Karen Traviss (Sponsored Book

Pages Read: 1912
Coffees: 1
Teas: 1
Sodas: 5?
Gummy Worms: I've been a massacre all by myself.

In other news, it's now light outside again. ODD.

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Hour 19: I feel strongly that it should be time to sleep now.

Books Completed: 9

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, (Sponsored Book)
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker (Sponsored Book)
• Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers
• Song Of Solomon (Sponsored Book)
• Intertwined, Gena Showalter

Pages Read: 1770
Coffees: 1
Teas: 1
Sodas: 3
Gummy Worms: I've been a massacre all by myself.

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

HOUR SIXTEEN

So I'm more than a little bit in love with Lord Peter Wimsey now. SO excellent.

Um, Um, Um.

Okay, I'm flagging. These posts will probably be mainly stats from now on.

But now I get some Spite, and then read some more BIBLE! Huzzah for my lovely sponsors.

OH, and I'm participating in the wordle mini-challenge, because wordles are pretty. :D

I used my lately rant about Storm Glass, because it was wordy. :D

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Books Completed: 7

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, (Sponsored Book)
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker (Sponsored Book)
• Unnatural Death, Dorothy L. Sayers

Pages Read: 1320
Coffees: 1
Teas: 1
Gummy Worms: I've been a massacre all by myself.

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Dewey's 24 Hour Readathon: Midpoint Survey

1. What are you reading right now?
I am just about to dive into Dorthy L. Sayers' Unnatural Death


2. How many books have you read so far?
6, babeh. :D And yes, two of those were picture books and one of those was a book of the bible, but come on. I also read Emma.

3. What book are you most looking forward to for the second half of the Read-a-thon?
Hehehehe. Heheheheh. Heheheheh. I have no idea. Something with FIRE? Oh, I'm  reading Song Of Solomon, that should be sketchy delight.

4. Did you have to make any special arrangements to free up your whole day?
I raised money! *proud*


5. Have you had many interruptions? How did you deal with those?
I don't HAVE interruptions. I AM an interruption. Sheesh.


6. What surprises you most about the Read-a-thon, so far?
My ability to read books that normally I would scoff at. I guess my standards aren't as high as I thought. *cringe*


7. Do you have any suggestions for how to improve the Read-a-thon next year?
More challenges that don't require a blog post?


8. What would you do differently, as a Reader or a Cheerleader, if you were to do this again next year?
Not being sick would be AWESOME.


9. Are you getting tired yet?
I woke up tired, honey.


10. Do you have any tips for other Readers or Cheerleaders, something you think is working well for you that others may not have discovered?
Um. Um. Um. Wear comfy pants? :P

Hour 12

I BROKE A THOUSAND PAGES. Nch Nch Nch.

Also, so far I've been reading a lot of sexism. That's entertaining.

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Books Completed: 6

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White
• 2nd Samuel, GOD, (Sponsored Book)
• Passages: Darien's Rise, Paul McCusker (Sponsored Book)

Pages Read: 1035
Coffees: 1
Teas: 1
Gummy Worms: I've been a massacre all by myself.

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Hour 10!

Okay, so I just finished Paranormalcy, and that was bleeping awesome. And- the deaths hurt. A lot. I LOVED the snark, and I'm looking forward to seeing some moral questions dealt with in the sequel. Longer review coming later. :P

Now I think I'll tackle some Bible. My Grandmother sponsored me to read Second Samuel. :P A lot of "and he was worse than all the kings before him, and he died to no one's regret."

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Books Completed: 4

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)
• Paranormalcy, Kiersten White

Pages Read: 798
Coffees: 1 (STILL. I think it's time to fix that.)

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Read-a-thon Update 3: Sunspot

Currently I'm hanging out in a sunspot. This meets with my complete approval. :D Oh, and I'm done with Emma. w00t! It was lovely, though my WORD those people talk a lot, and it went on for a while at the end.

Then I read two picture books I was sponsored to read, out loud to my siblings, with laryngitis. :P Now I think I will tackle something more my style. Yay for Paranormalcy!

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Books Completed: 3

• Emma, Jane Austen (Sponsored Book)
• Is Your Momma a Llama? Written by Deborah Guarino, Illustrated by Steven Kellogg (Sponsored Book)
• CLICK, CLACK, MOO. Cows That Type. By Doreen Cronin. Pictures by Betsey Lewis (Sponsored Book)

Pages Read: 463
Coffees: 1

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Books I've pledged to read in 24 hours: 7

Dewey's Readathon: Update 2

Yes, I'm STILL reading Emma, by Jane Austen.

Thoughts;

• I am distressed by the lack of explosions.
• My WORD do they have the awesomest put-downs or What? Golly!
• Sly humour ftw.
• Also, I'm marrying Mr. Knightly. Ah-huh.

Books Completed: None
Pages Read: 271
Coffees: 1

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Readathon update! Augh!

Augh, I've been reading for an hour, and I just realized that I never did my start post! Augh! Augh!

Ahem.

I'm reading Emma, by Jane Austen. And oh my word, the cringe-inducing DRAMA. Mr. Knightly is the only person I don't wanna punch in the FACE.

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Guardian of the Dead, Karen Healey

Ellie Spencer is attending boarding school in New Zealand. Note to readers: this is not a "jolly school story." Minimal shades of Enid Blyton. (heheheheh)

Ahem. Ellie isn't what you'd call a social butterfly. Or outstanding in any discernible way, really. I mean yes, she has her black belt in Tae Kwon Do, but she hasn't practiced in a year or more. She's slumping along through school work in approved teenager fashion, and she's worrying about the future and her body in a distracted fashion.

And that's fine with her! Maybe not, y'know, great, (when is exile ever great?) but it's perfectly fine. She has her best friend Kevin, and there's a cute boy in school to obsess over from a safe distance.

Perfectly normal.

Until Kevin vanishes, the cute boy starts stalking her, and a freaky red-haired woman is showing up everywhere. Put this together with a serial killer who's taking people's eyes, and mysterious people making cryptic comments about her own power, and you have a recipe for a book that escalates fast.  Every time I thought things were going to find an equilibrium, the stakes went up again.

Now, I can't exactly say I believed in the romance. (This is YA Paranormal! Of course there's a romance!) I still have that lost-in-translation problem. But I did absolutely love how it panned out. It was just aesthetically delicious, to me at least. *hums happily* Oh man was that delicious. I just beam every time I think of that scene with Ellie and [Redacted] at [Redacted] after the [Redacted Redacted.] So [Redacted] lovely.

I have to give this five stars because there is no other way to describe it. The book was amazing. I cared, I was furious, I was grossed out, and I learned a lot about Maori culture. I didn't agree with everything the characters said, or even the author said between the lines. But it was so relentlessly creative, I can't help but call it amazing. Because it was. Amazing.

P.S. THE MASK ROCKS MY WORLD.

P.P.S. Geckoes are freaky. Poke them with sticks.

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Daisy Miller, Henry James

I read this for book club- and it was rather an interesting experience. For one, I had a bit of difficulty finding a plot. It seems to revolve entirely around the stalking of a girl named Daisy Miller, by an American fop in Europe, Mr. Winterbourne.

He's indentured himself for social reasons to an Aunt of his, who he follows around Europe being useful to. All very respectable. And then in Switzerland he meets a very pretty, bland little girl named Daisy Miller. I admit to not being particularly impressed by Ms. Miller, especially since what Winterbourne is particularly enraptured by is her toneless prattle.

*pause for headdesking*

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH PERSONALITY, OKAY?

But despite being prone to prattling and vagueness, Daisy is also very used to getting her own way. She makes Winterbourne promise to take her on a trip to the castle across the lake, and it's all very charming and romantic. However, warning signs are seen on the horizon in the fact that W-'s Aunt refuses to be introduced to her, as she's not proper society. *gasp*

Yes, despite the reputation of Americans abroad, or probably because of it, all the USians in this book and hypersensitive of propriety. This becomes very obvious when the setting moves to Rome. There's a whole enclave of ex-pat Americans there, and they are shunning Daisy because of her insistence on going around with an Italian man unchaperoned. *double gasp*

The shunning continues, with Winterbourne weakly trying to tell Daisy that noooo, you're only hurting yourself! Pay attention to society!

And then she gets the fever and dies.

*puts ribbon on obvious happy ending*

Oh wait. No, that isn't a happy ending, is it? No, not really. Hmmm. What is it, then? It's not particularly tragic, cause everything was leading up to that from the very beginning and we meet doctors and mentions of night fevers. And there's the fact that Daisy is so bland a character as to resemble a bit of pretty fog in a dress. Her definite characteristics are prattling tonelessly, and doing whatever she isn't supposed to. But not in an interesting way, just in a stupid one. So what is this, if it's not a tragedy, or a happy story? Oh, I've got it! It's a morality play! Pay attention to your elders and don't hang around boys, or you will die of fever. Right-o.

From my description there, you might think I didn't like the book. That wouldn't be exactly accurate. See, I have a bit of a bloodthirsty streak, and as previously mentioned, I did NOT love Daisy. Maybe I thought she was too stupid to live? I'm sure I wouldn't tell you here...

And despite my dis-love of the actual content, I really liked Mr. James' style. I loved his dialogue, which actually sounded like people (delicious,) and I very much liked the his voice. I gave it three stars out of five.

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